Clone Your Bone penis casting kit

Got a tale about Cloning your Bone? Or a story about Matching your Snatch? Something interesting happen in the process? Shock a friend or a relative? Somebody walk in and you had to explain what you were doing? We'd love to hear about it.

Instructions:
· Compose your story.
· E-mail it to us using the link on this page (Put CYB/MYS CONTEST as the subject). WIN A KIT! If we like your story, we might send you a free kit and publish your story on the Clone Your Bone/Match Your SnatchTM Website for all to enjoy.

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You'll Laugh You'll Cry...
Check Out The Stories We've Gotten So Far!

A Clone Your Bone Story from Ben
I never really got a feel of how large my penis was until I cloned my bone. When I looked at the sculpture it looked GARGANTUAN!!! I have a lot more self esteem now thanks to Clone your Bone™. My girlfriend can't get enough of it either!!!! Thanks Clone Your Bone™!!!!

A Match Your Snatch Story from CybilI
Shaved my clam (just the lips) for the first time in my life at 38 so I could do a Match Your Snatch™ for my husband. It feels so good that I'm keeping it shaved from now on! Oral sex is incredible with no hair to get in the way!

Match Your Snatch™ helped make our sex life sexy again. Not only that, but I'm pregnant! We've been trying and trying, with no luck until now. Could Match Your Snatch™ be responsible? I don't know, but it sure helped! Thanks for a great product!

What a Keg Handle!
Thank you so much for your kit. I'm in a fraternity and my new cloned bone has made a great handle for my keg. People get a good initial shock when they find that they're pouring their beer with my member, but as the party continues, the ladies enjoy it more and more. Thank you for adding life and excitement to our fraternity. Thanks again! J.W.

No longer lonely in Texas
You are a God send!! My boyfriend is in Korea serving in the Army. Well I haven't seen him in months and I received a package from him the other day, which is unusual since I'm the one normally sending care packages to him.

As I sat down to open the package here at my computer, we chat twice a day, he told me I could open it. To my shock, then delight, and later amazement I was blown away, I was holding his fabulous member in my hand yet he was 1/2 the world away!!

You people at Clone Your Bone™ deserve the Nobel Peace Prize or Congressional Metal of Honor, because thanks isn't enough. I'm going to be sending him myself here in a few weeks and I can't wait to see his response. Thanks again!!!!! Sincerly, A Lonely Army Sgt's Girlfriend in Texas

The Taxidermist
Hey guys, congratulations on a great product! I was given a Clone Your Bone™ kit for my birthday from one of my friends.

At first, I was skeptical as to how it would come out, but after I was done, all doubt was erased from my mind! It was so great that I got to thinking about how I could display it.

Well, it just so happens that my friend's dad is a taxidermist. So, I took him my cloned bone and told him that I wanted it mounted, like a really nice dear head or something. After looking at me strangely, he said ok, and I now proudly display my bone in all its glory in my living room, professionally mounted with its own little plaque and all. You wouldn't believe all the conversations it has started. Thanks a lot Clone Your Bone™!-- Jordan in Florida

Quickies from our Customers:

"We had a great time, despite the wax all over the kitchen. Even my big brother told me I have a beautiful pussy!"-- Kate in California

"By the way, me and my girl had a lot of fun with the MYS kit. I made lasagna on Sunday night and we showed all the dinner guests her pussy.

Some people were shocked, but others just loved it! Thanks again for the good old fashioned adult entertainment!"--John in California

She Dont Eat Meat, But She Sure Loves The Bone!
I wanted to thank you guys for such a great product. I travel quite frequently for work and my vegetarian girlfriend gets lonely when I am gone. We both saw the product and joked about it.

After secretly ordering the kit, I suprised her and cloned my bone. Now she has part of me when I am away--the most important. Needless to say she loves her new bone. CJ

Go Screw Yourself
My best friend Dan always told me to go screw myself, and I said if I could, I would... so for my birthday, I received a kit, and on a dare, cloned my bone and did the deed....it broadened my horizons and loosened me up! Thanks for the memories! Fred

What She'd Do With Two
Greets! I bought a Clone Your Bone™ kit from a novelty shop nearby, and my ladyfriend and I had a load of fun making a specialty 'Candle' ... She'd commented once that she wondered what she'd do with two of me... OH we found out, that's for sure... she liked it so much, we made a couple of spares! I'll spare you the further details... (grin)

Farm Girl Goes Wild
Well it took me a while to get my girlfriend to warm to the idea of matching her snatch. She is a North Dakota farm girl and all, but after she let me match her snatch it all changed from there.

She couldn't understand before why I loved to go down on her so much, and what a beautiful thing her vagina was until she was able to hold a clone of it in her hand. Since then she has started to open up big time, and we've gone from my goading her into indulging my fantasies, to her taking the initiative.

Matching her snatch was a safe and non-threatening way to bring her to open herself up to to sexual experimentation and all sorts of things. She keeps it in her dresser drawer now as a reminder of how innocent she used to be. Thanks again guys, Brian

Gone Postal
Hi CYB folks - This is more of a depressing joke than anything else...but decided to share. I was watching some "good stuff" to get me in the mood....I had all the ingredients nearby...I felt the "mood" was JUUUSSSSTT right.

I quickly mixed with my handy watch beside me, poured in the mold, and had just gotten "situated" when DING-DONG, oh *&^%^$$#$#$ I said to myself. Ignore it I will, but THEY wouldnt. DING-DONG, DING-DONG, DING-DONG. DONG being the operative word here...

Well I ran to see who was so insistent, though naked and "engaged" as I was, and it was the mail man with a special Delivery, signature required. Well, my BONE went "HOME" and I said "Just a minute !" Wrapped up and opened the door with disgust. Signed and smacked the door shut. Needless to say my Clone Your Bone™ was a "let down". So never let them tell you the P.O. isnt persistent. Yeah, the saying is true, "Neither rain, nor sleet, nor dark of night NOR CLONING YOUR BONE will deter the mighty postman from his appointed rounds."

So I will end this with ,How much is MORE Powder??!! Please tell me and I will have it sent and try AGAIN, Come postman, hell or high water or not......! Thanks..DLI of Daytona

Mom Develops Blushing Problem
My boyfriend bought me a Clone Your Bone™ kit for my birthday. We had so much fun cloning his bone. I couldn't stop laughing, although I had to stop long enough to help Mr. Bone reach his full potential.

I should tell you he has the largest bone I've ever seen and we had to buy the extra large size. I decided to take pictures of the whole process. I didn't finish the roll of film, and then promptly forgot that I had taken pictures.

A week later I went to visit my parents in Florida. I took a bunch of pictures while I was there. After I finished the roll of film, my mother offered to take the film to be developed, so I gave it to her to drop off and pick up an hour later.

Well, my mother must have looked at the pictures before she gave them to me, because ever since then, she blushes every time she sees my boyfriend! I think she's jealous! Thanks, Clone Your Bone™.

Remember The Alamo
My boyfriend and I had gone to San Antonio for our first weekend away together. We had such a great time that I wanted to give him something to remember the trip by. So when we returned I decided to Match My Snatch™ but with a twist: Instead of using the wax that came in my kit I opted for clear resin.

I put a small photo of the Alamo as well as a miniature Texas State flag into my mold before filling it up. When it was complete I had a beautiful, glass-like replica of me encapsulating the tiny mementos of our trip. It was way better than any snowglobe I could have bought in Texas!

My boyfriend was simply astounded and has since replaced his boring, corporate logo paper-weight on his desk with moi. Yee-haw, what a way to remember the Alamo.

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